You can tell from his most recent
mailer that Assemblyman Martin
Garrick, R-Carlsbad, hates his job. He complains about having to work
year-round in Sacramento, with little time to ask local voters what they want
him to do there. Forced to accept an overblown salary while working full time
on issues that "are not priorities for the hard-working people of this
state," he can't take a second job in the real world.
So what's an unhappy State Assembly
member to do? Survey his constituents, of course, to see if they agree he and
his colleagues are overpaid, out of touch and underemployed.
Mindful of how busy we all are,
Garrick boils his survey down to four simple, yes, or no questions and one
"positive" or "negative" opinion. If you answer yes to the
first question, lawmakers should have full-time careers and be part-time
politicians, the next three are easy. Yes, you want a part-time legislature,
yes, the legislature passes too many bills, and yes your representative is
grossly overpaid. If you think "no" answers are acceptable, check out
the answer sheet included or just Google "Congress: job ratings."
After acing the yes/no part of the
test, you can find out why you should believe the legislature is having a
negative effect on your quality of life. Garrick explains we could be better
off emulating large states that have lower-paid, part-time politicians.
He praises Texas for enjoying
"one of the fastest and most robust economies in the country." The
Lone Star State also leads the nation for its low cost of labor. One in every
ten workers is paid at or below the federal minimum wage. Only 2 percent of
California's workforce earns $7.25 an hour or less.
While trickle-down economics
doesn't seem to be working in Texas, we could give it a try in California if we
only had part-time, more business friendly lawmakers.
Calling his Sacramento workplace
"nothing more than a bill factory," Garrick says the 2,719 bills
introduced last year were mostly unnecessary. He takes credit on his website
for writing fifteen. The only one of his signed into law was a resolution
declaring February 6, 2011 "Ronald Reagan Day," apparently one of his
"priorities for the hardworking people of this state." With a record
like that, who can blame him for feeling grumpy in his termed-out year?
Disgruntled, if not discouraged,
Garrick has already formed an exploratory committee to consider a run for the
state senate in 2014, when 38th
District Senator Mark Wyland is termed out. Maybe he was persuaded to go
back to work in the bill factory by a variation of the old Peace Corps
recruitment pitch: Serving in the State Legislature ---- The Worst Job You'll
Ever Love.